Belyha
12-22-2010, 12:02 PM
Hi All! I haven't been on much lately-tis the season to be busy...but wishing you all warm and fuzzies this holiday season. This is my version of BNL night before xmas-it is old, hence the bit w/Steve Page-but hey I am wishing for peace on Earth, so here you go:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and dans la maison
Not a creature was stirring, except Jim Cree"gon"
He was playing his bass, he was making a riddle
He was going to town on that overgrown fiddle
The audience was nestled all snug in their seat
Til visions of BNL brought them to their feet
As Tyler on his drum kit began to tap
Ed settled in to a spontaneous rap
When up on the stage arose such a clatter
As dry macaroni began to spatter
To dodge pasta pellets, they moved like a flash
And continued to sing their song about cash
All of the fans were enjoying the show
Basking in the joy of the BNL glow
When what to our wondering eyes should appear
But our Steven Page, shaking his rear
With a piano player so lively and quick
Kevin was unsuspecting of an audience trick
More rapid than eagles, the panties they came
During that part of "Pinch Me" they called them by name:
Now boxers, now bikinis, now briefs, and a thong
Oh why did they put that part in the song?
To the top of the stage, to the top of the wall
Foundation garments started to fall
But they're sweet and they're funny, right jolly old elves
And they keep their good humor, in spite of ourselves
And luckily underwear's not made out of lead,
Just slightly unpleasante when they land on your head
They spoke not a word, but went on with the show
Spreading BNL bliss to the people below
And laying their fingers aside their guitars
And giving a nod, they played the last bars
They sprang to their bus, to their team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But we heard them exclaim 'ere they drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and dans la maison
Not a creature was stirring, except Jim Cree"gon"
He was playing his bass, he was making a riddle
He was going to town on that overgrown fiddle
The audience was nestled all snug in their seat
Til visions of BNL brought them to their feet
As Tyler on his drum kit began to tap
Ed settled in to a spontaneous rap
When up on the stage arose such a clatter
As dry macaroni began to spatter
To dodge pasta pellets, they moved like a flash
And continued to sing their song about cash
All of the fans were enjoying the show
Basking in the joy of the BNL glow
When what to our wondering eyes should appear
But our Steven Page, shaking his rear
With a piano player so lively and quick
Kevin was unsuspecting of an audience trick
More rapid than eagles, the panties they came
During that part of "Pinch Me" they called them by name:
Now boxers, now bikinis, now briefs, and a thong
Oh why did they put that part in the song?
To the top of the stage, to the top of the wall
Foundation garments started to fall
But they're sweet and they're funny, right jolly old elves
And they keep their good humor, in spite of ourselves
And luckily underwear's not made out of lead,
Just slightly unpleasante when they land on your head
They spoke not a word, but went on with the show
Spreading BNL bliss to the people below
And laying their fingers aside their guitars
And giving a nod, they played the last bars
They sprang to their bus, to their team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But we heard them exclaim 'ere they drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!