If Dudes Were Not the Ladies.

[Belyha]

If we lived in an alternative universe where the Ladies were not rock stars (but thank god that we don't:eek:)- I wonder what career path they would have chosen?...doo doodle doo doo doodle dee doo (imagine Wayne's World dream montage effect now)

Kevin-probably an animator/voice over artist and/or illustrator for sweet but slightly subversive children's books.

Jim-a Zen-like yoga instructor or health food store owner ?

Tyler-probably diplomacy or male modelling.::D

And Ed? (And this is totally wishful thinking on my part, b/c hey, who wouldn't want to work with Ed?)- I think he is a closet speech-language pathologist. The choice vocabulary words and figurative language in the lyrics, the articulatory agility , the songs about uvulas and frenulums? :p

doo doodle dee doo doo doodle dee doo... Oh, ok I am back. Sorry- dealing with post-concert blues and wrapping up my school year, so too much time on my hands. Really, boys- PLEASE DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOBS!!:)

[AnotherHeartbreak]

I'd have to say Ty would be a chef. Hes always cookin up ribs!

[ProudMommy77]

Loving this! Totally thought provoking.

I could see Jim as a Music teacher and track coach (cause in Ontario we don't hire coaches, teachers at the schools do it).

I think Ed would be a manager at Wendy's. I think by now he'd have worked his way up there. And he'd be great at scaring unruly teenagers out when they got rowdy.

I could see Ty as the voice over guy, though. The transition from Food Party to Snacktime with his voice is priceless -- he could do movie ads. "Coming to a theatre near you..."

Kevin's quiet demeanor makes me think he'd make a fabulous librarian. Can't you see him reading to small children, and putting his finger to his lips telling people to "Shhh!".

[Shardith]

Ty would be writing cookbooks with recipes featuring his special brand of sweet and tangy kick ass barbecue sauce.

Ed would get his degree in marine biology and be flying to the remote coastlines of Canada in his own plane to do scientific studies.

Kevin would host his own kids' show on public television, writing and performing all the music for the show and creating all the drawings.

Jim would be a professional athlete and would be a serious competitor in the Tour de France for many years, winning it at least once.

[Kawltie]

Going with ProudMommy77, I'd say Ty would probably be a radio dj with that voice.

And I'd go with Belyha on what Kev would do.

Ed would be an elementary school teacher (didn't he play a high school teacher in an episode of some show once? He looked hot, I mean, professional in his glasses and all...) :D

Jim would probably be a running trainer of some sort.

[Darcey]

They'd all be hockey players. :cool:

Oh, and Ed would OWN Wendy's. :D

[ProudMommy77]

They'd all be hockey players. :cool:

Oh, and Ed would OWN Wendy's. :D

I forgot about an NHL career! (Can I call myself Canadian after that faux pas?) Ty would be drafted by the Leafs and then traded to the Sens where they'd win a Stanley Cup.

I'm so with you on Ed owning Wendy's. Ed would put a Wendy's in every NHL venue, and be the guy who makes Wendy's completely environmentally friendly.

[squirtle]

This is what Kevin Hearn would be if he wasn't a musician

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Jim would be those guys in shops sellin' sportz geeeeaaarrrr

Ed would be a space hero on a robot planet

Ty would beeeee ummmmmm a super hero too! His power would be ice.